Life & Times > Road Rage (12)
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The Elvis Evangelist
This dude is a veritable St. Paul of the Church of Elvis. You can see him in Downtown San Diego, riding this toy bike with Elvis paraphernalia stuck all over it. Might be amusing for pedestrians in the Gaslamp area, but he's annoying when you're trying to actually get somewhere to make deliveries.
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Giant is the New Big
Loyal readers at TAPKAE.com probably already know what I am going to say.
But putting a finer point on it, I'd like to bring your attention to it not just being a massive truck that is in that space between pickup and semi, it is also a truck that apparently is not equipped to do anything other than move a trailer (and a few riders in the cab). How fucking ridiculous is that?
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Civic Hypocrisy
As a delivery driver, the parking troll is the arch nemesis. They lurk. They pounce. They sink the talons deep. Then you turn the corner and THEY get to park in the red. "No parking. No stopping. No standing."
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A Sign of Little Faith
I think this guy must be insecure about his so-called faith. Otherwise he could take his trucks back to his yard and stop annoying the rest of us. Or maybe he could get his trailers on the road. I tell ya, there is ALWAYS at least one of these trailers parked in some strategic, high traffic area in town. What isn't so clear from this picture is the image of the Hollywood sign with the circle/slash over it. Ah, America.
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Overload
What does it benefit a guy to load his trailer and maybe his van so full that the tow hitch is just a couple inches off the ground?
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Parallel
I guess no one knows what parallel means. Three out of four aint bad.
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Parallel, People!
Parallel does not mean park like pie slices. The line boxes are painted pretty clearly on the pavement. I've seen the parking troll clean up at this cul-de-sac. One car after another. Like shooting fish in a barrel.
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Yo Genius!?
You see the darndest things in traffic. You think his boss knows that he lets the railroad guard boom down on the van?
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Fire.Truck.
Usually I just blow off the car rental insurance option. I wonder if the last rental driver thought that way too. Better hope not.
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Fuck WalMart
The Evil Empire.
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Fuck Hummers
Emblematic of everything wrong in America these days.
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JJ
Okay this one is more humorous than snarky. Maybe it belongs to a guy named JJ and all the other JJ California plate permutations were already taken. Or maybe it belongs to a guy named John Joseph Jackson Julius Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt. (And that's his name too!)
