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You never know what sort of family relics you can get rid of till you try. All sorts of household junk, books, pictures, old furniture. Just heave it all in. With a family as dead as mine, no one is there to care anyway so it may as well all go in. It was such a good time I even tossed in some old master recordings of my own. It is so much easier and satisfying than hosting a yard sale. Most of it was junk anyway and not worth sitting around for a day, just to be talked down to pennies. Good riddance.