Meat. Mate. Meet. Maid. Made.
Great. Grate. Greet.
Feat. Fate. Feet. Fat. Phat.
Eat. Ate. Eet. Eight.
Treat. Trait. Tree. Trade. Traitor. Tray. Troy. Triad. Tried.
Beat. Bate. Bait. Boot. Beaut(y).
Leak. Leek. Like. Lick. Lack. Loch. Luck. Look. Luke. Lucas.
Thought. Fought. Taught. Tot. Taut. Tout. Teat. Tit. Tat.
Wrought. Rot. Wrote. Rote. Row. Roe. Road. Rode. Rhode. Rhoad.
While. Wile. Wiley. Wheelie. […]

Black.
White.
Boy.
Pointer-beagle-setter-holstein-dalmatian-penguin-orca-skunk mix.
Built like a tank.
Potbellied like a pig.
Mellow.
Housetrained.
A lover, not a fighter.
Grunts like a pig when excited to go for a walk.
Strong as a team of oxen.
Doesn’t shed nearly as much as Okua.
Doesn’t jump.
Floppy eared.
Floppy jowled.
Doesn’t like chew toys or stuff.
Likes to eat.
Doesn’t run away.
Good dog. Good dog.

How nice it is to be greeted with this wonderful catch of the day…

Particularly on the day after I got fired from my job, ironically for doing my assigned work too well.
No shit. All these wonderful little tomatoes just about jumped off the plant and into my bowl at the new garden. It was existentially […]

Is this not the finest ever instance of flip flopping ?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YENbElb5-xY

Subway.
1994.
Knoxville.
Playground.
Trembly.
Aqua.
Expensive.
9th Ring.
Spirit.
Humid.
Booze.
BJQ.
Deadicated.
Clipping.
Fat Dawgs.
Wave.
Overlook.
Ticket.
Mother.
Obispo.
Abracadabra.
Strat.
Black.
Incarnation.
Chocolates.
Notebook.
Sandy.
Golden.
Edgy.
Magical.

This was an email forwarded to me from Doug Lunn, my musical hero as Mike Keneally’s bass player (on the good stuff). It resonated nicely with me, especially since I just thought myself out of a job, working for a Republican boss. Kids, don’t try this at home.
It started out innocently enough. I began […]

Mankind
Manipulation
Mythology
Minding
Mini
Maybe
Monkey trials
Monopoly
Massacre
Mystery Meat
Master Planned Community
Masturbation
Mortified
Murder
Mnemonic
Masterful
Manifestions
Mastecation
Monstrous
Mongrel
Mastermind
Marketplaces
Meaninglessness
Mophead
Minuteman
Mistake
Miracle
Moderation
Modified corn starch
Monsanto
Modesty
Monetary policy
Misplaced modifier
Mainstream
Mangled
Mindgames
Mindfulness
MiniMoog
Marxism
Mothball
Motherfuckers
Mathematics
Mahatma
Monstrosity
Mending
Monitor
Mushroom
Middle of the road
Middle ages
Middle aged
Manhattan
Mortgage
Macintosh
Mackie
Motorola
Mincemeat
Millionaire
Microscopic minutiae
Monkey business
Madness
Maid service
Mozzarella
Menstruation
Mutt
Multiplication
Majority rules
Mastodon
Midnight
Mike Keneally
Miniturization
Molestation
Mismatch
Mermaid
Mesmerization
Mononucleosis
Metanoia
Morphology
Monodiglyceride
Monumental
Manhood
Mates
Mercilessly
Mindful
Merely
Mainly
Meatheadedly