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I thought I would try my hand at poetry today. Here is a little something I dreamt up while I waited for an imaginary cup of coffee to be made to be drunk by a version of me that doesn't exist.

My cock is a many splendored thing
The ladies are pleased with me
I spew virtue and grace everywhere I go
And the mighty are skewered like a kebab
Behold! Artemis! Beware Zeus!
My cock is a many splendored thing!

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